{"title":"Annabelle Gurwitch","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"ele-diz-sim-ela-diz-nao-uma-historia-de-amor","title":"He Says Yes, She Says No: A Love Story","description":"Normal 0 21 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 \/* Style Definitions *\/ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:\"Normal Table\"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:\"\"; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-to-margin:0cm; mso-to-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:\"Times New Roman\"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} After 13 years of marriage, Annabelle and Jeff discovered they \"weren't that into each other anymore.\" However, instead of following conventional wisdom and separating, the couple found a way to stay together: ending intimacy and competing to see who could raise their children better. The chronicle of this intense—and, surprisingly, loving—relationship exposes, with candor and cynicism, the best and worst of life with two toothbrushes. The book's raw and (inappropriately) brilliant humor promises to bring laughter to the most happily married couples, while instilling terror in the heart of every single person considering embarking on the great nuptial adventure. In this moving and hilarious biography, Annabelle and Jeff prove that, in a marriage, all you need is love—plus a healthy dose of complaining, codependency, and red wine. LIVING TOGETHER He says: “Within a few days of Annabelle’s arrival, I became acutely aware that she required solitude and had the domestic habits of a wild animal.” She says: “The guy had a nudity radar. When I took my clothes off, even for a second, he’d stand in front of me, vibrating like he’d gotten baseball tickets.” SEX He says: “I want to have sex every day, but Annabelle only wants it once a week. So we compromised—we have sex once a week.” She says: “Jeff says talking about money before sex is a turn-off. I remind him that talking about it is only a turn-off when the conversation is about not having money. Talking about money when you have a lot of money is a turn-on.” PREGNANCY He says: “For God’s sake, all I wanted was to have some bareback sex; and now we were about to bring a new life into the world!” She says, \"My butt was growing as big as a Starbucks franchise. Everywhere I looked on my waist, there was more butt growing.\"","brand":"Totvsrj-record-dc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47176124203260,"sku":"9788576843603","price":54.9,"currency_code":"BRL","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/9197\/5420\/files\/241def893c513660e22c77f77b44c4ab.jpg?v=1778314233"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.record.com.br\/en\/collections\/annabelle-gurwitch.oembed","provider":"Editora Record","version":"1.0","type":"link"}