{"title":"C. D. Payne","description":"\u003cp\u003eC.D. Payne nasceu em Akron, Ohio. Formado em 1971 em Harvard, é casado e mora na baía de São Francisco. \u003cem\u003eOs diários de Nick Twisp\u003c\/em\u003e é seu primeiro romance.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"os-diarios-de-nick-twisp","title":"The Diaries of Nick Twisp","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThe book that inspired the film \u003cem\u003eRebel with a Cause\u003c\/em\u003e starring Michael Cera.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Hi. My name is Nick Twisp, I'm 14 (practically), I live in Oakland, and I write my memoirs (memoirs, not diaries) on a pathetic old computer. Oh, and I'm a virgin—and that's definitely the bane of my existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eMy teenage hormones don't let me lie: every night (and every spare minute of my days) is filled with beautiful dreams about round breasts... But there's the big question of human existence to face: how can you look a girl in the eyes after putting your thing in hers?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Despite this doubt, I'm willing to take the risk. On my last vacation, I met My Muse, the Woman I Love, the Despair of My Existence: Sheeni Saunders. Besides being beautiful, she's my intellectual equal—I can already see us together, old men.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e The problem with all this intellectualism is that My One and Only Sweet Love has an incomprehensible fixation on the French, and wants to learn their culture at a pretentious private school full of trendy girls and muscular young male specimens in the prime of sexual experimentation. To get her back, I have no choice... I have to overcome my teenage stupidity once and for all and be bad. Very, very bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHello. My name is François Dillinger, and I'm a badass. My mission in this world is to get the delicious Sheeni to lie in our bed and let us do everything with her. Nick is too much of a wimp for that, so I've had to take on the terrible task of getting the boy laid while I'm here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e No, I have no qualms. If I have to steal a car to transform my less-than-impressive alter ego into a bad guy worthy of the beautiful Sheeni's standards, I won't hesitate for a moment. And if I have to glue on a fake mustache to look more French, well... Everyone knows that a man with a mustache is a man at his most masculine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e I can teach you to be mean. Put salt in the sugar bowl, fill the birdbaths with beer. Wear sunglasses indoors. Never say \"please\" or \"thank you.\" And remember: be mean.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Totvsrj-record-dc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47175920517372,"sku":"9788501088857","price":89.9,"currency_code":"BRL","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/9197\/5420\/files\/163b52c466bc027e553873b8bdd02c7a.jpg?v=1778876335"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.record.com.br\/en\/collections\/c-d-payne.oembed","provider":"Editora Record","version":"1.0","type":"link"}