BERGDORF BLONDES

Who are the Bergdorf Blondes? "The Bergdorf Blondes are the best, you know, a craze in New York," explains the narrator. "Every girl definitely wants to be like them, which is actually quite difficult. You have no idea the dedication it takes to transform yourself into a splendid, golden-haired, dermatologically perfect New Yorker with a life fabulous beyond imagination. Frankly, it requires a level of commitment comparable to that required to, say, learn Hebrew or quit smoking." Anyway, Bergdorf Blondes are those amazing girls who have personal shoppers, are Indoor Bronze enthusiasts, take rides on private jets, and endlessly chase a rich fiancé. But is it possible to find love in a city where happiness means being invited to a top-secret Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry sale?