Useless boyfriends

Everyone's had a worthless boyfriend, but Dayna Harris's are enough to fill a dumpster—a big one. Now, in the throes of labor, she reflects on her exes. There was... Simon: A pathological passion for teddy bears and the libido of a rabbit boosted by Viagra. Chris: Intelligent and sensitive. And a wannabe rock star. As if... Archie: Full of the charm of a diamond in the rough. Until Dayna discovers his true colors. Gabriel: Dayna's shortest romance. Not even long enough to be considered a one-night stand. Mark: Gentle with kittens and little children. Simply perfect. But what is he hiding? Cristian: A true prince. Surely he's The One, right? He even gives Dayna a ring to prove it. On the way to the altar, chance encounters with all her exes bring us to the present—and the delivery room. But one question remains: who the hell is the father?