The Cursed Book: Everything You Need to Know If You're Not a Dumb

Changing your name to avoid being caught by law enforcement, circumventing a safe deposit box, hot-wiring any car, and mastering the perfect step-by-step guide to robbing a bank are just some of the tricks Christopher Lee Barish shares to help you become a truly bad guy. If all the crooks out there had the chance to read The Cursed Book, they'd never have their photos in police notebooks or end their days rotting in jail, the author promises sarcastically. Are there things you've always wanted to do, but never had anyone to train or help you? Then The Cursed Book is for you. Produce a porn film with complete planning and team dedication. Join the mafia and launch a successful career, with plenty of money and odd jobs on the city streets. And, if the going gets tough, counterfeit money in a matter of hours and bribe whoever is needed to keep everything "in order." And never fear. In any illicit endeavor you dare to embark on, The Cursed Book will never let you down. If things don't go so well, it's easy to escape the law by faking your own death, falsifying documents to frame someone else, or, ultimately, following the tips on how to escape from prison safely and efficiently. Christopher leaves no room for neighbors, police officers, sheriffs, prosecutors, judges—or even mothers—to get in the way of a real man exercising his right to be bad.