The vampire is not into you

Are you in love with a vampire? Can't stop wondering if you're his (blood) type? Wonder if that cold stare means he's not interested... or if it's just because he's been dead for three centuries (it's nothing personal)? Have you ever tried to drag him out of the crypt by showing him your neck, or put yourself in a near-fatal situation so he could save you at the last possible moment? Have you ever thought about how difficult it would be to introduce him to your mother? Even though a vampire's skin is incredibly transparent, he can still be very difficult to read. He might simply be hiding his feelings, resisting the urge to bite you so you can love him. Or, well... He might just not be that into you. How can you tell? Undead dating expert Vlad Mezrich has all the answers. In The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You, you'll find quizzes, checklists, speech analyses, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and explanatory charts to show you what it takes to snag your vampire... and keep him forever.