Are you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea

Welcome to the world of Chelsea Handler - a place where absurdity reigns supreme and quick thinking is the best line of defense.

When Chelsea Handler needs to get some things off her chest, she turns to a higher power—vodka. It seems reasonable, considering she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair and had to pretend to be on her honeymoon with her father to fly first class.

In this highly entertaining and delightfully twisted collection, Chelsea explores her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are simultaneously unique and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she's been cast as Goldie Hawn's daughter in the "Private Benjamin" sequel, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or caring for a foul-mouthed, rum-drinking little person who looks just like her... only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations.

Are you there, vodka? It's me, Chelsea delivers the candor and irresistible one-liners that have made her one of the most relevant voices in comedy today.